Morning Blog

I have found that most bloggers don't really have anything to say. This is particularly evident in my blog. I have also noticed that all bloggers start off by giving their opinion of blogging. I think this is lame so I will avoid doing that. The morning seems to be the best time to blog. This ensures that the content is filled with incomplete thoughts and ill conceived ideas. Morning attitudes are fresh. How is it that each day can be a fresh start? Why is morning such a great cure for the night before? For the day before? Who knows?

I think some people try to superimpose the morning by eating pancakes at night. Denny's has built a business on people who try to synthesize morning optimism by eating breakfast at night. 24-hours a day, Denny's gives those willing to attempt to defraud the day the ability to try to recapture the morning. Can't be done, shouldn't be done. Morning is more than breakfast but those who seek afternoon or evening rejuvenation aren't fooling anyone. Including themselves. And don't give me this crap about breakfast being the most important meal of the day. There are breakfast foods designated for morning consumption. Eating these during other parts of the day somehow upsets the balance of cuisinature. That is simply not part of the grand design.

Morning people? Yes, there are those who have designated themselves as morning people. The problem with that statement is that morning people aren’t usually night people. Night people are typically bothered by morning people. Can’t we all just get along and be afternoon people? I think my son is an afternoon people. His record for sleeping is 4:00pm. Alarming.

Because I will be blogging in the morning, I hereby discount everything written here. I know people who put a pen and paper next to their bed and write ideas they have during the night so that they can act on them in the morning. It is usual, though, that they awaken to find the scribble they attempted while half-asleep is illegible and indecipherable. I want to take this formula for success one stop further and post those thoughts on my blog. Wave-ohs.

So ends the morning blog. The first of many I hope. I will try to get it done but who knows? See you in the morning.